of love and logic

"Ew. Mama don't kiss me. Mama's kisses are YUCKY."

"Daegan, go get a diaper for nap time."
"That's right, mama. Don't want to get bed wet. Nope. If I pee in the bed, it gets wet. Because my penis works."

"No, sweetie, you may not play outside. It is too cold."
"Then I will just get jacket. Mama take care of Daegan, Mama get Daegan jacket so I play outside."

Collective works from today.